Mr. Tiit!...
Can you...
I know your a very famous person, but I want to ask how you became so famous?
Could you tell me?
So you want the recipe of how to become famous?
Exactly, yes...
Well...
Look, there's many different ways of becoming famous
Very good, very good
Look...
I'm writing everything you say
The best chance to become famous of course is to be the prime minister
No...
Don't write that...
You can't handle it
Well, I don't know...
Try to be a millionaire and acuire few businesses
No...
Don't write that either...
You can't handle this either
But...
But maybe you have some...
But maybe try...
Try to pee in a corner of some public place or a bar...
This you can problably do?
Is it enough?
I think so, but it's more safer to also try to drive while your drunk...
You know what...
I think I'm not writing that...
Because I don't know how to drive a car even when I'm sober
WELL, GOD FORBID THEN, I DON'T KNOW THEN...
Make a sexy tattoo to some intimate place...
Or marry your secretary...
Fuck, are you a man or not?
Think of something!
You know...
Thousand thanks...
I apologize...
You're welcome!
I apologize for bothering you
Good bye!
Thank you
Drink beer...
Now...
What's next...
Now I have to go to a corner...
Go to some corner...
And piss...
Go to some corner...
Let me help you
Where are you running?
I think you were waiting for me
No, you know, I'm waiting for bus...
I wanted to go to that...
Ypu could have been waiting for the bus here...
But now I'm here
And maybe now your starting to feel like you were really waiting for me
Honestly I...
I thought...
Quiet, you don't need to talk
You, know I feel so lonely
I feel so weak
I'm so helpless
I need someone strong
Who would comfort me
I need a male...
A real male, get it?
Well...
If you need a male, then...
You can get him
He is available
I have here...
Women don't know what they want!...
Males, males...
I have females too...
If you don't like the males
Miss journalist...
Miss journalist!
Wait!... Please...
Are we gonna take pictures of this sexy tattoo too?...
I don't think so...
Pissing in the corner did not work...
Sexy tatto did also not work
I don't know...
I have to become famous
I want to be famous
Maybe marrying my secretary really works
Maybe I really should marry my secretary
I have to think about this...